December 2010
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HOW MANY PSYCHOLOGISTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A...
ameliaelizabeth:
JUST ONE, BUT THE LIGHT BULB HAS TO WANT TO CHANGE.
HUSBAND. DIBS.
You know you're in for a good New Year's when...
Oh my god cannot wait for 2011, 2010 has been so...
leteachbreathfillthedarkness:
I got a divorce and now I’m practically broke from it, then I got accused of dealing drugs and the police had to search to my house.
and also you broke your glasses in a riot.
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Responses to my last two posts
gabrayofsun-deactivated20110212 asked: I'm sorry about all the shit that's been happening to you lately. :/
gabrayofsun-deactivated20110212 asked: I'm sorry about all the shit that's been happening to you lately. :/
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Good news!
Everything I’ve been beating myself up about lately was just repeated back to me by my mother, in a tone that indicated that I am both stupid and disappointing.
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Okay, I seriously need a sequel to Easy A that is...
Because they are all amazing and Stanley Tucci revs my engine.
Why I don't think I could ever ship Kurtofsky:
Because if the guy who, three days ago, called me a fag and threatened to beat the shit out of me suddenly came out of the closet, I’d still hate him just as much.
Guys. This has probably been mentioned before but...
jackstanleyhodginsiv:
goshyourlipslookdelicious:
excusemepsychicwonder:
gleeistakingover:
Artie: Got in a bad car crash with his mom when he was 8, and he’s been paralyzed from the waist down since.
Kurt: He or Burt (not remembering who exactly) said his mom died 8 years ago. Kurt was 16 when this was said. Meaning the car crash was when he was 8.
Kurt and Artie: Are the same age.
...
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I keep making loud, whimpering/crying noises...
I am such a quality sitter.
j2annon:
borderlinemad:
Reblog and bold what applies to you.
Reblog and bold what applies to you.
I’m loud.
I’m sarcastic.
I cry easily.
I have a bad temper.
I’m easy to get along with.
I have more enemies than friends.
I’ve smoked.
I drink coffee.
I clean my room daily.
My appearance:
I wear makeup.
I wear a piece of jewellery at all times
I wear contacts.
I...
My Facebook is down and I was in the middle of...
So according to cosmopolitan.com, this is the...
phoqueerrthang:
What they call your vagina:
meat curtains
the bearded clam
axe wound
ham wallet
What they call their junk:
lap rocket
purple-headed yogurt-slinger
tube steak
throat-yogurt maker
What they call sex:
making a deposit
bumping uglies
smashing pissers
paddling the pink canoe
What they call oral sex and variations on oral sex:
the Spiderman
tossing salad
rusty...
whalersonthemoon replied to your post: Finally saw Easy A.
I still have to see it too. I want to like it so badly so I’m very glad that you liked it! I FAIL AT SEEING MOVIES ON TIME I’M A FAILURE OF A FILM STUDENT.
Every time I see a trailer for a film that makes me go “oh man I totally can’t wait to see that!” I will inevitably wait four months until after it comes out of...
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what even is bed
and what is the deal with sleep? it’s not like you even REALLY need it. it’s just a thing we do to avoid homework like the first uni student ever was like “um sir i haven’t done my homework” and he’s all “lol why” and he’s all “i had to be unconscious last night so i could hallucinate and reconstitute my neural pathways” and he was...
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I went to investigate the scary noise outside in...
I am the worst horror movie protagonist ever.
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JESUS CHRIST IT'S STARTED BUZZING CALL SAM AND...
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Something is scratching at my window, like claws...
“SLEEP? LOL U MAD?”
If I go missing tomorrow, CALL THE ZOO.
Finally saw Easy A.
Oh my god.
Just listened to Jennifer Saunders' version of...
You know, from when she sang it in Shrek 2?
EXPLODING WITH PLEASURE.
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ameliaelizabeth replied to your post:*Amelia comes online* = Time to go to sleep! …But also that’s an amazing movie…BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT TIME IS IT OVER THERE IT IS WAY PAST YOUR BEDTIME
ameliaelizabeth replied to your post:*Amelia comes online* = Time to go to sleep! …DYLAN GO TO BED
It is currently 1:21am.
But I am babysitting two twelve-year-olds who are on school holidays...
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*Amelia comes online* = Time to go to sleep!
“Easy A (2010) has finished downloading.”
Seven people on my Facebook friends list have...
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If I ever find my life-long boyfriend
therenegadewhohaditmade:
I’m going to tell him we are going to RP.
Lucifer/Sam. He’ll be Lucifer and I’ll be Sam.
Hopefully he’ll already be a SPN fan, or be familiar with it, so I won’t get deeply judged. If not, then he’s gonna have to watch S5 and study the shit out of that.
TONY MY PRECIOUS NUGGET.
I now want to do something similar, but the whole Master/Slave thing is so not my...
toomanytuesdays:
allodile:
So Flynn from Disney’s Tangled,
Looks like the lovechild of these two:
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING EVER. I. LOVE. THESE. TWO.
Fun fact: Tulio and Miguel were originally written as lovers, and Kevin Kline and Kenneth Branagh played the characters as if they were.
So, as far as I’m concerned, he is.
Just found out my little brothers have never heard...
Thinking of changing my URL to something...
You know you have issues...
…when you apply for a night job, and when you fill out your availability times, you tell them you you can stay up until 7am just fine, but getting out of bed before then is asking too much.
When you realise any of us could have walked past...
moriartyisirish:
Except I never leave my room.
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Little brothers arguing and yelling while playing...
Chris: I wasn't!
Calen: Stop being such an idiot!
Chris: Urgh!
Calen: STOP IT!
Me: Hey, you know what's a better game than Halo Reach?
Calen: What?
Me: Shut the FUCK up.
*silence*
Whenever I go downstairs, my parents are like, "Oh...
Ugh, le fuck. I hate this. I used to get this all the time from everyone ever. I recently stopped hating humanity as much and started being more social, but even that has been met with “Going out twice in one week? That’s dangerously close to a social life CHORTLE CHORTLE CHORTLE.”
ameliaelizabeth asked: WAIT BUT YOU MENTIONED THAT JOB SOMEWHERE MAYBE TWITTER OH MY GOD TELL ME YOU MENTIONED IT ON TWITTER BECAUSE OTHERWISE I DON'T KNOW HOW I KNOW ABOUT IT AND THAT'S SCARY AND WEIRD AND I DON'T LIKE IT
ameliaelizabeth asked: WAIT BUT YOU MENTIONED THAT JOB SOMEWHERE MAYBE TWITTER OH MY GOD TELL ME YOU MENTIONED IT ON TWITTER BECAUSE OTHERWISE I DON'T KNOW HOW I KNOW ABOUT IT AND THAT'S SCARY AND WEIRD AND I DON'T LIKE IT
ameliaelizabeth:
carpedylan replied to your post:SO UM, YOU’RE PRETTY MUCH MY REVERSE ALARM CLOCK.
I AM PRACTISING FOR THE JOB I JUST APPLIED FOR; it requires a fucked up sleep schedule. I hope I get it, because then the mistakes I make on a daily basis will become slightly less counter-productive!
THREE CHEERS FOR FUCKED UP SLEEP SCHEDULES.
Good luck with the job. It sounds pretty awesome not...
Being Alive
tallerghostwalt:
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is being alive. I hate humanity and everything about them. They’re all greedy, megalomaniacs, and they all just try too hard to be liked by everyone.
[Male, 17]
This is ridiculous. Sure, the human race has some…less than satisfactory qualities, but can’t you see beyond that? Look at these people: these human beings. Consider...
fuckyeahjoewalker:
markmywords-:
Joe Walker of...