December 2011
I love you like a cold sore likes to split when...
TINTIN IS JUST A REALLY FUCKING GOOD FILM OKAY
it is actually just super good
just
fuuuuuck
so good.
livinginthewing asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag back.
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screworiginality asked: 27, 30
themyxomatosis asked: 1, 4.
pls
1. How do you define love?
2. What's your favorite color and why?
3. What kind of phone do you have?
4. What is one decade you would love to live in?
5. What was/is your favorite subject in high school?
6. What's your favorite holiday and why?
7. What is something you look for in the opposite sex?
8. What is something that somebody could do to end a friendship with you?
9. What is your least favorite food and why?
10. Do you spell out all your words when you text or type?
11. Why do you love tumblr?
12. What really turns you on?
13. What is something that you find repulsive?
14. What is something you've always wanted to do to your body, but haven't yet?
15. What month is your birthday in?
16. Do you speak any foreign languages? If yes, what? If no, would you like to?
17. What is one thing you're really passionate about?
18. Are you politically active?
19. Are you sexually active?
20. Would you consider yourself artistic?
21. Are you in a relationship?
22. Have you ever been in a long distance relationship?
23. Would you ever have a one night stand?
24. Do you have any pets?
25. What's your favorite animal?
26. Are you, or would you like to be vegetarian or vegan?
27. What is one thing you wish you didn't have to do ever again?
28. What kind of music do you listen to?
29. What is your favorite season?
30. If you had to rename your tumblr url, what would you change it to?
Ever had a conversation with someone online and only just glanced at their name?
And then, you know, eight comments into the conversation, you realise you thought you were having a conversation with a completely different person?
It’s so weird that shit like that can happen nowadays; how anonymity can extend to your friends and you might as well be chatting with a Turing Machine.
And also...
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Wait, why is it taking a zombie episode of COMMUNITY to make me realise how much zombies TERRIFY me?
Just so we're clear...
…am I watching a zombie episode of Community?
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ninjordan asked: 17 except every meal
Get to know me better:
1: Biggest pet peeve?
2: Cute story about the person you like?
3: Best date story?
4: Funny experience with your friends?
5: Favorite song at the moment?
6: Favorite movie at the moment?
7: Favorite TV shows?
8: Turn ons?
9: Turn offs?
10: Best surprise story?
11: How you were asked to be a girlfriend/boyfriend?
12: Cutest thing anyone has done for you?
13: Nicest compliment you’ve ever received?
14: Why do you hate the person you hate now?
15: Best physical feature of the person you like?
16: Best characteristic of the person you like?
17: Best breakfast to have?
18: Your idea of the perfect date?
19: Baddest thing you’ve ever done?
20: How many languages do you know?
21: Do you play any instruments?
22: Most difficult situation you’ve ever been in?
23: Sweetest text you’ve ever received?
24: Any secret obsessions you have?
25: Meanest thing you’ve ever told someone?
26: Earliest memory of your life?
27: What do you wanna be when you grow up?
28: Any celebrity crushes?
29: Something you can never live without?
30: Daily ritual you have?
31: Any special jewelry?
32: If you can have one wish, what would it be?
33: Naughtiest thing you’ve ever done?
34: Any struggles you are currently dealing with?
35: What/Who do you miss the most?
36: In your opinion, the best thing about love?
37: In your opinion, the worst thing about love?
38: Your opinion on cheating?
39: Most inspirational thing you’ve ever been told?
40: Scariest thing that’s ever happened to you?
41: Any fears about the future?
42: Any fears in general?
43: Regret anything?
44: If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?
45: Best way to your heart?
46: Your opinion on young love?
47: Most fun thing you’ve done this past year?
48: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
49: Do you believe in love at first sight?
50: Tell me a random fact about yourself?
internationallyacclaimed:
Do you ever just lie awake drowning in frustrated tears because you don’t know what your patronus would be
what if i just poison myself and wait till i pass out
then i will wake up in a pokemon centre
living the dream
Remember that time I got tickets to a New Year's...
Yes, I know it’s already out in America but SHUT UP AMERICA I’M NEVER THE FIRST TO SEE ANYTHING EVER
Hakuna MeGusta
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Listening to the Alvin and the Chipmunks version of Daniel Powter’s ‘Bad Day’.
NO. REGRETS.
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Weight loss tip:
Whenever one of your friends opens a tub of ice cream or bottle of chocolate milk, destroy the lid. They will have to consume it all so that it doesn’t go to waste, and eventually you’ll be the skinniest friend.
I see all these people reblogging photos with thousands of notes, featuring classically-famous celebrities being normal
“grace kelly wrapping presents”
“jack kerouac makes a funny face”
“the queen eating turducken” or some shit like that
and i just want to be super famous so that people in the future will dredge up old photos of me from old internet archives...
Being anti incest is a prejudice. A thoughtful...
toburnmybrothersbones:
yourfandomsucks:
Let me start out by saying that I came out to the Tumblr community last year after reading crappy post upon crappy post about how it’s acceptable to be anti incest, and how not supporting incestuous relationships and calling them “gross” isn’t wrong. By come out I mean I came out as a person who has been in a consensual sexual relationship with a family...
northernbriton replied to your post: Can Russell Kane find a new stand-up topic other…
In fairness to him, his latest show is about how he had a breakdown after his divorce. So that’s, um, something, I guess.
Yeah, that is true. I actually posted that as he was talking about his dad on Graham Norton, and then 15 minutes later he was talking about his breakdown and his new show, and I was...
Can Russell Kane find a new stand-up topic other than his dad? He just really seems to use his gigs as a chance to vent years of resentment towards his father.
can i just buy a thousand cardigans
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Supposed to be saving money.
lolno, there’s too much college acapella music on iTunes for that.
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Watchadrians:
oh my god
Dear shitheads on my Facebook feed:
Posting “Happy Festivus” doesn’t make you look unique or quirky.
It makes you look like a dipshit.
Festivus is December 23.
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I don’t age.
I regenerate.
But humans decay. You wither and you die. Imagine watching that happen to someone you…
You can spend the rest of your life with me, but I can’t spend the rest of mine with you.
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